at age 29, i just dropped my first egg on the floor of my adult life. which is pretty exciting in its own right.
it is surprisingly messy, for such a small form. (it may not look like much, but it required an astonishing amount of toilet paper, in lieu of, say, paper towel, or a mop, which i do not have, and frankly would not want to clean egg from, if i did. those tiles are big.)