no longer can you blame your eating your own shit on laziness alone (calm, dishonourable, vile submission that it is) because Julia Child is going to show you how to make an omelette in 20 seconds.
YEAH THAT’S RIGHT. TWENTY SECONDS.
i want to tell you the story of me discovering this (drunk, 3am), and trying it for the first time (3:03 am, still drunk) and how excited i got (very), and how much i love Julia Child (bandwagon jumping my eye, i was all up on this, like last year) but i think the less commentary the better. suffice to say, you can do this, and it will improve your life immeasurably (both in terms of the quick and ready availability of omelettes and your own self-esteem).