it’s so simple, so brilliant, it chagrins me to think that i didn’t come up with this myself. i mean, what have i been doing for the past 27 years? the answer, if you’re curious, is living a second-rate existence wherein i eat things that are not sandwiched between two grilled cheese sandwiches.
but they also have bacon and grilled onion in them. in them. the external sandwiches. external? vestigial? how does one even call that. i’m suspicious it’s some manner of mise en abime. good god.
he also recommends using the burger-basting sauce (the “Ludicrous Beer Batter Basting Sauce,” comprised almost exclusively if Butter, BBQ Sauce, and a Can of Beer) for dipping. what a little king. a princely little king of a man.
so i’m gon’ do it. i mean, vegetarianly, and probably with sloppy joe for the first round, but you know, keep an eye out for me in the Totally Awesome Coronary ward.
also this: http://www.scarycheeseburger.com